February 2012
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BF & GF:
GF: May pinagsisisihan ka ba na naging girlfriend mo ako?
BF: Oo meron.
GF: (teary) Ano?! na nakilala mo ako?!
BF: Oo! Nagsisisi ako nung nakilala kita..
GF: Okay. (umiyak)
BF: (hugs her tight) Nagsisi ako na bakit ngayon lang kita nakilala. Sana dumating ka sa buhay ko ng mas maaga para noon pa sana ako ganito kasaya. :)
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Tetris ka ba?
Kasi kapag nakikita kita ruma-RANK UP ang puso ko.
Pero pag my kasama kang iba, ruma-RANK DOWN ang pag asa ko.
Kelan kya tayo le-LEVEL UP?
Makikipag-BATTLE pa ba ako sa iba para lang makuha kita?
Makikipag-SPRINT pa ba ako, para maunahan ko sila?
Eh paano kung maubos ang ENERGY ko kakaintay sa’yo?
Kailangan ko pa ba ng ARMOR para lng hindi ako masaktan ?
Basta i-INVITE mo na lng...
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Boy & Girl:
BOY: Alam mo ba kung ano ang kukunin ko paglaki ko.
GIRL: Ano ?
BOY: Ikaw.
Problema? Ikain mo lang yan..
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Conversation with God..
Me: God, can I ask You a question? God: Sure Me: Promise You won’t get mad … God: I promise Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today? God: What do u mean? Me: Well, I woke up late God: Yes Me: My car took forever to start God: Okay Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait God: Huummm Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call...
January 2012
4 posts
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FACT: How do you know you have a real friend? It's...
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That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for...
November 2011
6 posts
Simula nung hindi na naging magka-loveteam si Kim...
Si Kim naging tomboy:
Si Gerald naging Budoy:
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CHANCE vs. CHOICE
When you meet the right person to love at the right place at the right time, that’s a CHANCE..
Being caught that there are many people out there who are more attractive, smarter, richer than your mate, and yet you decide to love your mate just the same,that’s a CHOICE.
Fate brings you together but it’s still up to you to make it happen.
We may meet someone by CHANCE.. but...
Even the most effective drug expires if unused.....
Isusulat ko sa maraming bato na mahal kita.. Tapos...
Question: When is the perfect time to tell someone...
Answer: Before someone else does..
Check!
Ang paa.. Check!
Ang tuhod.. Check!
Ang katawan.. Check!
Ang mukha.. Shrek!
October 2011
9 posts
Huwag magpakatanga sa PAG-IBIG. Because God gave...
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Sana ang LOVE parang flashdrive.. May "Safely...
BF & GF..
(Nag-aaway dahil sa Yosi) GF: Ako o yang yosi mo? Kung di mo kayang itigil yan, break na tayo! BF: Ganyan ka ba kababaw? Dahil lang sa yosi iiwan mo ko?! GF: Sabihin mo ng mababaw ako, Ikaw na kasi ang nakikita ko sa future ko at hindi ko kaya na habang hinihithit mo yang yosi mo eh nababawasan ng isang araw ang mga taon na dapat mag-kasama tayo..
Bukod sa "Mahal mo ako", ano pang ibang joke mo?
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Suggest good movies to download please?
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Ex-Lovers..
There was a couple who decided to end their relationship. One day, the girl received a wedding invitation from the boy. She approached the boy and screamed: “How dare you use my favorite color as the theme for your wedding! How dare you use my favorite flower as your decoration! How dare you set our anniversary as your wedding day! And how dare you use our theme song for the ceremony!” The...
FACT: 'Facebook' is the second most popular word...
Anonymous asked: anung tawag sa nanay ng nanay ng lola ng tita mo?
September 2011
10 posts
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Kung hindi man sya tumatakbo sa isip ko,...
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Hindi mo lang pag-aari ang buhay mo.. Pag-aari din...
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FACT: Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, kahit...
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Suggest ka naman ng kanta? :)
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Ang sweetness parang MOON.. Mawawala rin yan...
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Yung feeling na nakakita ka ng isang gallon na ice...
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Yung feeling na inlove ka sa BESTFRIEND mo.. Tapos...
August 2011
8 posts
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Huwag manghinayang sa taong ikaw ang SINAYANG..
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Sana ID nalang kita.. Para kung sakaling mawala...
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Ang LOVE parang Rico... Minsan Blanco, minsan...
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Ang LOVE parang GRADES. Pwedeng PASSED. Pwedeng...
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Ang "Sorry" nagpapagaan lang ng kalooban, pero...
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There are two greatest days in your life:
The day you were born..
and the day you discovered who was born for you..
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It is cute when couples act like bestfriends.....
Ang puso natin minsan parang paminta.. Durog!
July 2011
14 posts
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Ang mata ko, parang DSLR.. Kapag nakikita kasi...
Dear EX, just because I'm still Nice to you,...
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A LITTLE STORY TO PONDER..
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT.. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE..
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND:
“TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE..”
THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH..
THE ONE WHO HAD...
Yung feeling na wala kang pakialam kahit gaano pa...
"Kung mambababae ka rin lang naman, wag na dun sa...
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Gusto mo nang PERFECT na BF/GF? Para mo na din...
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Hindi lahat ng relasyon nagsimula sa "LIGAWAN".....
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Yung jeepney driver na sobrang bingi kapag...